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a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

3 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 268,523 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)

3 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 7,478 notes
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stickerstar:

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5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 18,461 notes

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 220,826 notes

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 369,238 notes

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 428,928 notes

fallingloki:

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 89,639 notes
me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 335,766 notes
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 228,259 notes